超爛飼主

Super 1 診斷治療諮詢都要最好的服務，要我 ( 飼主 ) 付錢？免談！

Supply best service is the Vet’s duty , but pay for this is not my duty

Super 2 獸醫必須要有愛心，愛心 = 廉價，最好是免費！

The vet. must with love , love equal low charge , free is better

01 ) 特別叮嚀治療一定要用最好的藥，付費時卻只願付最少的費用。

Require using the best medicine for his pet , but payless to the Vet.

02 ) 狗咬了獸醫，卻還露出得意的獰笑。

He is so happy that his dog bite the Vet.

03 ) 明明想棄養自己的寵物，卻還像送禮一樣地要獸醫感謝他。

Given away his pet but waiting the Vet. thanks for get a gift

04 ) 狗咬了獸醫還說：我的狗從來不咬「人」！

My dog never bite 『man』, said after his dog bite the Vet. ( Vet. is not a Man ?

05 ) 寧願相信養寵物朋友的建議，而不願相信獸醫的話。

Always believe 『my friend said』 but not the Vet. said

06 ) 管他甚麼檢查？解說病情也免了，只要打三針就走人。

Coolly say : do not explain too much just give my pet 3 shots

07 ) 重複地問一堆問題，卻永遠不把答案記下來。

Always asking questions but never remember the answers

08 ) 以為獸醫都不用睡覺，小病也要急診。

Make emergency call , said Dr. my dog has flea !

09 ) 好像他就是獸醫，一進醫院就說：「我的狗感冒了，幫牠打幾針吧！」

He just like a Vet. make diagnosis for his pet

10 ) 在獸醫院好像到了夜市般的討價還價！

In the Vet. clinic like be in a flea market bargain the medical charge